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evilheroes asked: Hey! I want to say that you are amazing and your Sterek ficlets have become an addiction of mine!!!! But in two days i am leaving for vacation and won't have internet for the whole of august... Could you write a ficlet to take the pain away? If you want it could be a college or coffe shop au? Or anything else you want!!!

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[A WHOLE MONTH WITHOUT INTERNET???  I WILL WRITE YOU A THING, FRIEND. HAVE A FLUFFY COLLEGE AU.]

Stiles still can’t believe he and Scott didn’t get approved to be roommates; at least they live on the same floor. It’s not the same, and five minutes to walk is such a hardship, but Stiles makes do. At least the way Stiles’ room is around the corner and closer to the entrance means he can play lookout for Scott.

"Are you checking?" Scott says over the phone, voice starting to panic.

"I just got out of the shower, dude, I’ll check right now, okay, I got you," Stiles says, grabbing a towel, slinging it haphazardly around his waist and padding barefoot to his door. He steps out into the hallway, looking up and down, and sure enough Allison Argent’s brown curls are bouncing at the end of the hall. "She just made the corner, going to be passing you in a minute!"

"Ahh! Okay, okay, wish me luck!" Scott says.

"You got this, bro," Stiles says, and Scott laughs excitedly and he hangs up. He steps further into the hallway, listening for Scott’s voice— and yup, that’s his nervous laugh. Allison seems to be laughing too. Everything sounds good. 

Stiles turns around, shaking his head slightly; he hadn’t had time to properly towel off and his hair is still dripping, water sluicing onto his shoulders. 

Oh, no. 

The door is shut. 

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martininamerica:

And now an important update from Mozzarella.

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totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

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lanactrlaltdelrey:

this girls vines are wild

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disneymagiclaughter:

Aladdin, 1992
The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."
that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

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disneymagiclaughter:

Aladdin, 1992

The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."

that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

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I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT

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