deathtothenormal

my incredibly creative tagline

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698-5519:

lol: lots of lesbians

rotfl: really open to friendly lesbians

lmao: lesbians make awesome omelettes

omg: oh my girls

ily: i love yuri

wtf: where’s the females

fyi: females… yes… interesting…

(Source: remobra, via nuclearwlnter)

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bleep0bleep:

*muffled rap music plays in the distance*

Jordan Kyle of the House Parrish, the First of His Name, the Unburnt, Prince Of Beacon, Keeper of the Pretty Eyes, Deputy of the Sheriff’s Department, and Opener of Doors

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adarun-fallen-angel:

noangelsinthegarrison:

casbean:

all I want is for Dean to get kicked in the crotch and for Cas to insist on healing him and Dean is like “Cas stop I’m fine" but he can’t even walk and Cas doesn’t understand why he’s being such a baby so they start bickering and Cas just keeps trying to grab Dean’s dick "to heal him" and it’s literally the weirdest thing Sam has ever witnessed in his life

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I never knew I wanted this until now

(Source: casbean, via spoken-not-written)